Resuscitation
It has been too long. I’ve been busy, but that’s not a good excuse. It’s late right now, though, so I must be brief.
First, a photo. This is a delicious crumble. A Strawberry-Rhubarb Crumble. Recipe from SmittenKitchen.

It hits a little close to home. Let’s examine it, shall we?
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of D&D
MC Escher—that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40; I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary, You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out—I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grill but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
I’ve been browsing, inspectin’ X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket I must protect ‘em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack, they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
I guess I’m not TOO white and nerdy. Though, here are some notes.
- π—I only know pi to 8 places.
- mayo—I don’t order all my sandwiches with mayonaise. Certainly not PB&J.
- I don’t have a gat or a soldering gun. But I DO have a glue gun.
- Greatest American Hero has a better theme song than Happy Days, imho.
- My dog does have his own website. Because why NOT?!
- I don’t think Andrew would appreciate me calling him a roll of anything. And I do hope no one sees me getting freaky.
I’m sorry it has been so long. Let’s not argue like this again. I’ll try to be a better friend. In upcoming news, I’ve joined Le Tour de Fleece! I’ve also joined a team, Marnie’s Fleece Bottom Girls. I’m quite excited. I hope it’s not heresy to say I don’t really care so much about the Tour de France. I’m just stoked to have an incentive to SPIN every day. I told/asked Amy at work to ask me about my spinning, so I will be guilted into following through.
I have tomorrow off, so maybe I’ll be able to post more then. No promises, however, because a day off doesn’t always mean a day of leisure. (Lay-zure-ay.)
And now, a photo of Zero. Because I love him, and I love this photo.

